I am writing this with mixed feelings of pride, jealousy and a strong sense of foreboding. Pride, obviously because my Emily has painted freaking rabbits and little carrots on her bloody nails, they look totally awesome and I love her. Jealousy, because my nails don't have freaking rabbits and little carrots on them*. And this sense of foreboding. They are incredible. They are nearly better than anything I've ever done, (in my eyes they haven't trumped my piano keys!). What if, I don't know, Emily starts painting whole menageries, works of art, an entire Dickens novel, THE SISTINE CHAPEL?! I have competition, baby!
* Incidentally, I'm wearing one of Nicki Minaj's OPI range, Metallic 4 life. It's black with silver glitter and looks like a magical night sky!