Because who doesn't love those documentaries about hoarders?

"I very rarely never clear out my car, so when I do, strange things are found, things you might never expect to find in a car. A selection of things found today include:

• Two corsets (One black, the other ivory and patterned)

• Black patent stilettos (Slightly scuffed)

• Five Happy Meal Toys (Broken)

• Deflated balloon (McDonalds)

• Mini top hat fascinator (adorned with feathers)

• White frilly ‘Moulin Rouge’ bloomers (V. frilly)

• Pride and Prejudice (Slightly annotated, severely defaced)

• Two packets of sweets, contents of which melted and congealed (Percy Pigs)

• A3 sketchpad (Sketches - not so good)

• Glass stone which I have never seen before in my life (mysterious)

• Two bras (Both black, one is ‘stick on’)"

I found this gem of a list on an old blog of mine (because, y'know, that's an exciting thing to blog about, right?). It is dated nearly two years ago, and the only reason I have deemed it acceptable to re-publish is that the two corsets, frilly bloomers and glass stone are actually still in my boot. Two years on. I have a different car but the same junk.